“I’ve been writing this story for about two years now, and this is my first trip to Las Vegas,” the author explained, as our English teacher passed out thick packets of paper to each of us. “I was so shocked at the stuff you guys had here! Your school has a church in it!”
“It’s a Catholic school.” Everyone smirked.
“It was just so weird, seeing a church in Las Vegas!” The author smiled. “Now kids, I want you to read the story so I know I’m on the right track. It’s about a kid just like you from Las Vegas whose dad is an Elvis impersonator and who goes to school on the Strip! I want you to tell me if what I think Vegas is all about is true, and don’t go easy on me!”
With dread filling our little high school freshman hearts, my classmates and I began to read.
Going to a Catholic school in Las Vegas is like being Italian and using pasta sauce from a jar in that it’s weird and sooner or later someone’s going to ask you about it. Even taking out the confusion about churches existing in a place called Sin City, growing up in Las Vegas is going to get you some weird questions from outsiders. I had people literally freak out the first few weeks of school when I introduced myself to them, with reactions ranging from “Do you even own a coat?” to “I bet you party ALL THE TIME!”
“Stereotypes, man,” sighed my best friend from her dorm room in California via Skype. ”Only Vegas people get Vegas.”
When I went home over winter break I noticed something odd happening when people would ask me where I went to school. Going to Johns Hopkins is is like being Italian and using pasta sauce from a jar in that very few people do so (the last few years have only let in about four kids a year.) People back home literally freak out when they find out where I’m going to college, with reactions ranging from “What kind of doctor do you want to be?” to “Don’t you feel unsafe in Baltimore?”
“Hopkins just has this reputation,” sighed my roommate (or, rather, she texted me and I read it in my head as a sigh.) ”I feel like you have to come here to understand it.”
Then it hit me: Johns Hopkins and Las Vegas both suffer from some massive image problems because the stereotyped image of both places is all most people have in their heads when they hear their names. If that author my freshman year of high school had decided to write a book about Johns Hopkins without visiting it first, it may have been about a kid just like me who went to Hopkins as a pre-med BME/ChemBE double major and had no life because she spends all her time in the library hiding out from both the roving bands of violent criminals hanging out outside the library doors and from the cutthroat kids inside the library who kept stealing her notes before a test. And this book, like her book about Vegas, would make everyone furious because those stereotypes are not what these places are in the slightest.
Career Field Stereotypes
In Vegas Everyone Works in a Casino and At Hopkins Everyone is Pre-Med

They didn't have an Elvis costume small enough for me, so I was unable to staff this stand of Hangover merchandise. This failure will haunt me throughout my life.
Vegas truth: Okay, my best friend’s parents are blackjack dealers and my dad provides food to most of the restaurants in the casinos. I’m not going to argue that no one works in a casino, but there are plenty of other career paths you can take in Vegas. My friends’ parents have the usual assortment of doctors, teachers, lawyers, television weathermen, and government workers that every other city needs to function. One of my classmates had parents who worked for -get ready for it – the water authority. Hardcore, right? Clearly The Hangover was an accurate portrayal of my hometown.
Hopkins truth: There are pre-meds (in fact I’m living with three of them next year), but the school is more balanced than people seem to think it is. International Studies is our largest major on campus, we have a pretty even split between natural science majors, engineering majors, and socials science/humanities majors. Even if you want to argue that there are a lot of pre-meds, one of the great things about Hopkins is that you can be pre-med and major in anything you want as long as you complete a few pre-med required classes, so I know political science major pre-meds, writing seminars pre-meds, and English pre-meds. The students here are certainly not one-trick ponies.
Lifestyle Stereotypes
In Vegas Everyone Parties All the Time and At Hopkins Everyone Studies All the Time and Is Mean
Vegas Truth

My friends and I going wild on New Years Eve...by playing Super Smash Brothers.
If you’re from New York, do you visit the Empire State Building all the time? If you’re from D.C., do you go to the Library of Congress all the time? If you’re from California, do you go to the beach all the time? I suppose there is a small portion of Las Vegans (pronounced veh-GAHNS, not VEE-gahns like that diet where you’re nicer to animals than I can ever hope to be) who party it up nightly, but the majority of us are worried about other things (paying mortgagees, keeping jobs, keeping our grades up) that almost make us seem, you know, normal. If you are a Vegas kid, you are forever considered the “party kid”, even if your craziest moment was not properly ejecting a flash drive from your computer, because when people think “Las Vegas” they think of The Hangover and New Years Eve and bachelor parties and all the insanity that go with them, but most people going crazy in Vegas are not the locals.
Hopkins Truth
No one’s going to look at a resume and go, “Hopkins? What a joke school!” People get that Hopkins is challenging and that’s why we have such a good reputation. Like the small portion of Las Vegans who party it up every night, there is a portion of kids at Hopkins that will live in the library, but the majority of us are doing other things because we realize that a GPA is only one part of what college is about. Kids here are some of the most active extracurricular participants that I know, doing stuff like hosting a Model UN conference for 1,600 high school students or participating in the performing arts, because they’ve realized that students cannot live on classwork alone.

Persian candy being modeled by our resident beauty JHU_Kevin.
There’s an entire community here filled with kids that do amazing things outside the classroom. About 25% of students are a part of Greek Life, so there are definitely parties here, (that are also open to non-Greek students) and most clubs or teams will have their own get-togethers. As for meanness, I’ve seen time and time again more collaboration here than I did at my high school. Everyone realizes that you’re not going to get any better grade by hurting the person next to you in class, and it’s much more productive to work together so you both succeed. Professors, too, care a lot about their students. My Persian teacher brought us Iranian cookies and deserts for class one day because he thought we were doing such a good job!
City Stereotypes
Las Vegans Live in Casinos and Hopkins Students Live in a Slum
Vegas Truth

The road leading to my house. Note the lack of both casinos and Elvis Impersonators.
I live about 15 minutes from the Strip and five minutes from a casino, (fun Vegas tidbit: even though most casinos are in a certain area, there are also casinos spread throughout the Valley) but you wouldn’t know it from the quiet suburban neighborhood. I pay more attention to the gorgeous mountains you can see from my window than the casinos, and the only time I realize how close I am is on New Years Eve and the Fourth of July when all the hotels and casinos have massive fireworks shows that I get to watch from my friend’s balcony. Vegas is largely suburban outside the very touristy Strip, but we also have gorgeous desert and mountains surrounding us with a ton of parks to go hiking in (one of these parks also contains Mojave Max, a desert tortoise who performs a similar function to Punxsutawney Phil in that he comes out of his home to tell us if winter is over.) We also the largest man-made lake in the Western Hemisphere, Lake Mead, that was created when the Hoover Dam was built during the Great Depression. A ton of people take their boats out on weekends. A lot of people barely even go to the Strip because there’s so much other stuff to do.
Hopkins Truth

JHU_Joseph, JHU_Erica, and JHU_Ian are lying on the ground, victims of...laughter.
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was going to get shot in Baltimore, I would be richer than Hopkins alum Michael Bloomberg. A big reason for this stereotype of Baltimore being a dangerous city comes from the fact that The Wire was such a successful show that focused on the seedier aspects of Baltimore (in the way that CSI: Las Vegas gives people a picture of Vegas that focuses on its seedier aspects.) I’m not going to suggest that you walk around ten blocks off campus talking loudly on your iPhone and carrying your MacBook, but this advice applies to every college that isn’t in a rural area. Baltimore is a city, and like every city there are nice areas and not so nice areas, but the area around Hopkins is extremely safe. We have a ton of security (led by a former Secret Service agent) keeping an eye on the students, and in my first year I’ve never had a time where I felt unsafe (or perhaps the criminals were scared off by my imposing 5 foot nothing frame.) Greater Baltimore also has a ton of things to do, and I thank my involvement as a videographer for Learn More, See More, B’More for allowing me to see a lot of Baltimore as a freshman.
Weather Stereotypes
It’s Always Hot in Vegas and It’s Always Miserably Cold in Baltimore
Vegas Truth

This happened.
It’s not always hot. I wore jeans, boots, and a turtleneck sweater to take an AP exam last year-in May. The arid climate (humidity is still a strange concept to me) means it can go from pleasantly warm to freezing with winds up to 40 mph in a few hours. It also gets very cold here in the winter, and the greatest thing is that any snowfall at all results in an automatic snow day because no one owns snow shovels in a desert! Shaking snow off a palm tree is something I was able to cross off my bucket list last year. When it’s hot, I won’t lie, it is hot, (after going up to Dartmouth in -14 degree weather for a debate tournament in January I was able to brag that I had experienced 134 degrees of temperature fluctuation throughout my life) but, as the locals say, it’s a dry heat.
Hopkins Truth

Hopkins covered by....invisible snow I guess? I was told there would be snow and was lied to.
It’s been warmer here than in Las Vegas for a significant number of days. My parents were taking cover from hail back home when I was walking around in a tank top and skirt this February. I think it’s legitimately snowed once in Baltimore this year, which is a far cry from the weather I was expecting when I lugged a parka and a brand-new pair of snow boots to Hopkins in August. A lot of kids I know, and this applies mainly to West-Coasters, worry that the weather on the East Coast will be terrible, but this year has been a lot better than I thought.
Reading the story of an Elvis impersonator’s son taught me a valuable lesson about stereotypes: they doggedly exist, no matter how hard you try to kill them and no matter how false they may be. Little did I know back then that I would eventually be going to a school full of stereotypes like everyone going to medical school, stealing each other’s notes from the library, and generally being filled with misery. Like the stereotypes of my own home town, I’ve found these all to be totally exaggerated or just flat out wrong, but the only way you’re going to find out for yourself is if you come out to visit. You’ll have to plan your Vegas trip yourself, but for admitted students SOHOP is right around the corner and a great way to see for yourself what Hopkins is all about!
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