You may think all people on a college campus look the same. But once you get there you’ll quickly learn how to tell them apart. Here’s my guide to recognizing different people at Hopkins.
Prospective students:
- A good tip off is that they are a younger looking student walking around with their parents. Although not a dead giveaway, it’s a good starting point.
- The Hopkins drawstring bags you get when you come to campus will make you stand out. A good place to keep your freebies. A bad way to hide.
- Looking lost will make it known, especially when around the campus maps stationed throughout campus.
- On a tour is the easiest way to spot them.
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Freshmen:
- Freshman travel in packs. You meet so many people early on in the year, you tend to hold onto all of them until you figure out who you actually want to be friends with. Because of this, freshmen often travel in groups of no less than (hyperbole alert) 50 or 60 people. It seems that way at least. But truthfully, freshmen tend to travel in groups of at least 6 or so at any time.
- The lanyards make it clearly known that you’re a freshman. If you walk around with your Hopkins ID on a lanyard, you are declaring your freshmanhood.
- More so at the beginning of the year, freshmen tend to walk around arrogantly. They were just top dog in their high school as seniors. They haven’t gotten used to being new yet.
- Freshmen tend to yell a lot. Maybe it’s because they are excited about everything. Maybe it’s because they just want their voice to be heard. Who knows? But those kids crank it up to 11.

FFC. Photo by Greco S.
- Freshmen are models of viewbook pictures. They do everything you see in college viewbooks. I don’t even think they like it or do it consciously. But they are the ones playing Frisbee on the quad and wearing sandals all year.
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Sophomores:
- They try to be like upperclassmen, but still have to do freshmany things. Sophomores are a little harder to pick out. They try to blend in to the crowd. But when you have to carry around your JCard to get into your dorm or find a way to get rid of your extra dining dollars because you’re required to have a meal plan but tried to eat off campus more, you definitely know it’s a sophomore.
- On a similar note, sophomores purchase unnecessary quantities of strange items at CharMar due to their meal plan. If you see someone (possibly a suitemate) walking around with an entire crate of Muscle Milk or a block of cheese and a 2-Liter bottle of Coke, you’ve found a sophomore.
- Sophomores try to avoid doing freshman activities as not to be confused with their similarly-aged peers.
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Juniors:
- If you find someone who has a lot of friends abroad, you’ve probably found a junior.
- Juniors start to find their own voice in the world, but don’t know how to use it yet. They tend to be quiet. And the loud ones don’t have much interesting to say.

The Hopkins sign and the Beach. Photo by Greco S.
- Juniors also tend to try and get away from campus and spend time in Baltimore. So if you overhear someone saying, “Let’s go to Mt. Vernon,” or “Let’s grab a drink down in Fed Hill/Canton/Fell’s Point,” you’re almost certainly listening to a junior (or at least an upperclassman).
- You make it clear you’re a junior when you start off the year complaining about how terrible it is to live in a dorm and then end the year complaining how annoying it is to have to deal with all the troubles of real world apartment living.
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Seniors:
- Seniors can be found thinking a lot about the future. Acronyms like GREs, MCATs, LSATs, and GMATs can be tip offs. Questions about what you’re doing after graduation are also clues.
- Look for people who look like they have just run a marathon. They look ragged and tired. This is a symptom of the combination of work hard/party hard. Seniors tend to put sleep last on their list of priorities. It’s time to get it all in now before college is over.
- If someone is absent from or late to class a lot second semester, they are probably a senior (or maybe an athlete).

Cafe Q. Photo by Greco S.
- Seniors secretly look longingly at their old dorms and wish to go back and do it all again. Try to catch them in this moment.
- The look of ‘I don’t care what people think of me’ is also a good indicator. Seniors are pretty comfortable in who they are. [Think of seniors like hot plastic in a mold. It’s taken shape, it just hasn’t had time to cool and solidify yet.] They also, honestly, have 10,000 other things to think about so they don’t have time or room in their consciousness to care.
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So those are some key features of the people on campus. Leave comments if you think of others. Or if you disagree…just keep it to yourself.
(Photo by Greco)