Memes are taking over the internet. It seems like a day can’t go by without me scrolling down my Facebook newsfeed and coming across a new meme. Whether they are posted in a group like “Hopkins Memes for My Lost Hopes and Dreams” or just shared on a friends wall, memes serve as the door to a world of procrastination – exactly the opposite of what we need during finals period.
For those who may be slightly confused right now, Google describes a meme as, “a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.”
Since I want to get back to studying for finals as soon as possible, I’ve tried to make this post short and sweet. With that, I present to you my top ten most relatable finals-specific memes!
1. At least there’s a Plan C…?
2. Didn’t open these even once
3.The truth is brutal
4. #tb to thinking $1400 dining dollars wouldn’t be enough
Picture this: it’s 11:45 p.m. and you have a paper due at midnight. Luckily, you’re almost done except for some last minute edits and one final proofread. That’s when you get a Facebook notification from a friend who just tagged you in a post. Even though you’re dead set on submitting the paper and your mind tells you no, your finger hits the notification and you enter a world of procrastination filled with memes, videos, and literally any other distraction known to man.
I’ve been there. You’ve probably been there. The fact of the matter is that procrastination is an epidemic. Unfortunately, an increase in Facebook groups like “Dank Memes Gang” as well as the birth of the YouTube autoplay setting doesn’t make our procrastination problem any easier to combat. Also, sort of like how people have certain foods they like more than others, each individual has his or her preferred procrastination medium. While most agree that theirs is Facebook, others might primarily procrastinate by playing video games, or going on Reddit, or Snapchat, or Instagram, or … you get the point.
My medium of choice is YouTube.
It’s strange because no matter how much work I have to get done and no matter the obscene hour of night I am awake at, I always find an excuse to land on www.youtube.com as well as a justification for it. Sometimes it starts out as simply as looking up a song to listen to while I do my work. From there I see a related video and no matter how random or irrelevant it may be, I’m drawn to it – especially if it is listed as “recommended”. It might as well say “click here to procrastinate” because an hour later I find myself watching some video that while really random is actually very interesting, but completely irrelevant to the work I need to get done.
You’re probably thinking that the rest of this blog is going to dedicated to tips that will help you fight the urge to procrastinate. If this is what you are looking for, you’re on the wrong blog my friend. As the title of this post may have suggested, I will be doing quite the opposite. So without further adieu, I present to you a countdown of the Top 10 YouTube Channels I find myself on when I realize that I have been procrastinating. I’ve included the channel name, my favorite video posted by it, as well as a brief description of the channel. I apologize in advance if any of these channels becomes a new time suck in your life. Consider yourself forewarned.
10) Unbox Therapy
Un-boxings and reviews of some of the newest products and innovations that exist in the world
Answers to the most interesting questions one may have about science or life in general
Funny skits that all college students can relate to (viewer discretion is advised)
A series of talks by some of the most creative and influential thinkers in the world
Short videos that highlight unique talents and fun adventures
The myth-busters of the internet
4) Wong Fu Productions
Shorts that portray situations we know too well featuring predominantly Asian American leads
Entertaining videos for people of all ages produced by one of the original creators on YouTube
2) Philip DeFranco
A daily news show that discusses current events and pop culture
A daily documentation of the very interesting and entertaining life of filmmaker Casey Neistat
While writing this blog I procrastinated 4 times. Hours lost: 2
Every Hopkins student and his or her family can remember a conversation during which someone referred to the university as John Hopkins University (leaving out the ‘S’ in Johns). In fact, most students know that one person who, no matter how many times you tell them, keeps referring to the university as John Hopkins University. For example – “You got in to John Hopkins University? Great job!” or “Hows John Hopkins University going?” and even “My friend’s son got into John Hopkins University. Do you know him?” As a sophomore, this is extremely frustrating for me to hear. I can’t fathom how the graduating seniors felt when world-renowned filmmaker Spike Lee mispronounced the university’s name (emphasizing the ‘s’ in Hopkins and leaving out the ‘s’ in Johns) during the commencement ceremony at their graduation last year.
To bring attention to fact that there in fact is an ‘S’ in Johns, the university has adopted a movement known as “Embrace the S”. Especially highlighted during Freshman Orientation, this movement serves not only to bring attention to the ‘S’ in our name but also to help students identify what makes them unique; what their individual ‘S’ is. I personally think that the “Embrace the S” movement is a great one, and that’s why this blog revolves around it. Even though it’s only been a month into my sophomore year, I think I have a good idea of what it’s going to take to survive. Below are my top six tips. Hopefully, seeing so many S’s reminds you that we aren’t John but JohnS Hopkins University!
1. Sacrifice some sleep 🙁
You’re probably thinking: “Sacrifice sleep? I need at least 8 hours of beauty rest each night to function the next morning.” Allow me to explain:
Many in college say that you can really only have 2 of the 3: Sleep, good grades, or a social life. While I don’t advise pulling multiple all nighters in a row, I do believe that ten years down the road you’re not necessarily going to remember the nights you got no sleep, but the grades you got and the journey your success took you on.
2. Spend time with your friends
The people you meet, hangout with, and get close to during your four years in college are going to be some of your best friends even after you graduate. While some may disagree, I think that if you truly are best friends with someone you’ll make it a point to meet up often even if life takes you to opposite sides of the globe.
3. Salad: Mmm yummy!
Unlimited meal plans and freshman fifteen are undoubtedly a thing of last year. Unfortunately, there’s no such thing as a sophomore sixteen or sophomore seventeen for you to attribute your shape to. So eat healthy, hit the gym, and maybe even make “sophomore slim” a thing.
4. Save your dining dollars
Most sophomores switch to a dining dollar meal plan after having unlimited meal swipes their freshman year. While $1400.00 may seem like a lot of money, 3 meals a day at roughly $7 each leaves you with a cash balance of $0.00 on day 66 of the approximately 100 day semester. You may be thinking – “I never eat breakfast!” or “There’s no way I’m going to spend 21 dollars a day!” Watch out; those 4 dollar bubble teas at Bamboo Cafe and .50 cent per ounce salad bowls at Char Mar sure add up quickly.
5. Search for your true calling
News flash- you’re not a freshman anymore! So when someone asks you what you want to do with your life or what you want to major in, you can’t use “I don’t know. I’m still a freshman.” as an excuse. That’s not to say you need to have the next ten years (or even the next two years) of your life all planned out. I know I sure don’t. You just need to have an idea of what you like and want to pursue and what you don’t and will never do.
6. Seize the day!
As cliché as this may sound- it’s true. You’re only a sophomore once. Heck, you only live once! So make each day count. Be spontaneous. Join that a capella group or dance team you thought you would never have time for. Eat that left over bento box from Bamboo for breakfast. Maybe even take a dip in the president’s pond (or not, this may be illegal). Just don’t have a boring schedule that goes: eat, sleep, Brody, repeat. Because in the end, “Life’s what you make it, so let’s make it rock. Life’s what you make it, so come on come on (everybody now)!”
That’s right, I just quoted Hannah Montana. #Sophomores2k16